New Year Resolutions of a Cat
- Get more sleep, 19 hours a day just isn’t cutting it.
- Think up new ways to “punk” the dog. Maybe I’ll get a TV Show and be famous for my genius. I’m so much hotter and smarter than Snookie anyway.
- Get the mouse.
- Use digestive system to communicate with owners my distaste for living conditions.
- Nurture my inner kitten.
- Get the stinking mouse.
- Avoid the vet. Why do they poke me with needles anyway? Was it my digestive communication?!?!?
- Implement Phase 3 of my plot to take over household and kick the dog to the curb.
- Get the really, really good catnip. J
- Finally, get the stinking mouse, aghhhhh! This is my year! I will win this one.
- Take time to let my owner know how much I care, or don’t care depending on my mood of the day, it will just be a surprise.