New Year Resolutions of a Cat

  • Get more sleep, 19 hours a day just isn’t cutting it.
  • Think up new ways to “punk” the dog.  Maybe I’ll get a TV Show and be famous for my genius. I’m so much hotter and smarter than Snookie anyway.
  • Get the mouse.
  • Use digestive system to communicate with owners my distaste for living conditions.
  • Nurture my inner kitten.
  • Get the stinking mouse.
  • Avoid the vet. Why do they poke me with needles anyway?  Was it my digestive communication?!?!?
  • Implement Phase 3 of my plot to take over household and kick the dog to the curb.
  • Get the really, really good catnip. J
  • Finally, get the stinking mouse, aghhhhh! This is my year! I will win this one.
  • Take time to let my owner know how much I care, or don’t care depending on my mood of the day, it will just be a surprise.